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Lloyd: You can fix pretty much anything, Mike. Just gotta remember the golden rule…Lefty Loosey Righty Tighty. Remember that & you’re good
Michael: My final song of the evening will be “The Fading Field.” It’s a song about my girl I hadn’t met yet.
Lloyd: If a girl in her online profile writes “insert something witty here” I’m telling you…run far, far away
Franklin: But you cupped my hand! You cupped it, Mary! You cupped my hand!
Lloyd: Kit, when “Knight Rider” came out, did you ever feel a special bond with it? You know, because of the whole Kit thing?
Franklin: Oops. Well. The last thing I want is to get weird. God forbid. We don’t ever want things to get weird around here!
Franklin: You’re just nasty, nasty, nasty, Janet. And not in the good way! Not in the good in bed way!
Franklin: You know, I wish I would’ve known then what I know now. That all the teachers I’ve ever had were just as screwed up as I was.
Gary: Great, now I’m going to be nervous all night. I always get nervous around bosses. My problem is I have too much respect for authority.
Franklin: I can’t deal with this shit right now. My ex-wife works in the same building as me, and now I have a hot student cupping my hand.
Kit: Lloyd, we can’t just keep hooking up every few years in between high-fives.
Franklin: I just wish someone would’ve told me that getting involved with a co-worker is generally a bad idea…and I had to go & marry one.
Michael: if someone back then whipped out a crystal ball and showed me the ‘me’ of the future, the ‘me’ of right now…what would I think?
Michael: Have you guys ever seen a placenta before? It looks like that bag of turkey parts we used to feed my dog at Thanksgiving….
Lloyd: Hey, Michael. Remember when Franklin got divorced?
Franklin: Remember when Michael got a ‘D’ in bowling class? Who gets a D in bowling?
Franklin: Michael, we all know you were a pitcher in high school, ok? Just throw the damn koosh!
Helen: You’re not a loser, Franklin. You probably just drink too much.
